The Drinking Game  (From JetC.org) 
Top Ten ways for J/C to uncover their feelings for each other  (From Planet J/C's, by Sammi, Ashley, and Cassie)
Reasons Why Captain Janeway Is Better Than Captain Picard
Why did the Chicken cross the road ?
You Know You Have J/C On The Brain When...
Why Janeway Beats Kirk And Picard ?
Top Ten reasons why you should be a JetCer  
Top Ten Janeway Quotes…
You know you drink too much coffee when...

The Drinking Game:

Rules 

Number of drinks 
Chakotay calls the Captain 'Kathryn'  1 
Chakotay calls her 'Kathy'  2 
Janeway puts a hand on his arm  1 
Janeway puts a hand on his chest  2 
Janeway says "Commander, my ready room. *Now*"  1 
Everytime Chakotay says "She's the Captain." 1
Everytime they play pool together. 1
Everytime they go an away mission together  1
Everytime Janeway talks to Lord Burleigh.
          [to help us get through the scene] 		 1
Everytime Seska shows up
          [to help us get through the scene] 		 1
Everytime Janeway has her hair down  1
Everytime Chakotay is seen out of uniform 1
If Janeway has her hair down AND Chakotay 
          is out of uniform in the same scene 		 2
They mention New Earth, during Resolutions 1
They mention New Earth, during any episode 
          other than Resolution 		 2
Chakotay commenting about her legs  2
Janeway asks him for his stick 2
Chakotay says that he likes serving under her  2
Chakotay inviting her for dinner  2
They are shown eating together, alone 2
Chakotay offers to teach her about her animal guide again 2
Any actors portraying Janeway and Chakotay kissing 2
Janeway asks him about mating behaviours  3
Every time he throws his body over hers, to protect it  3
Chakotay gives CPR to Janeway 3
Holding hands on the bridge 3
When they Kiss !!!!!!!!!!  CHUG 
If they do the nasty, any evidence of doing the nasty
          like pulling on boots.		 Drink Everything 
In Sight  ;-)



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Top Ten ways for J/C to uncover their feelings for each other:

  1. Telepathic aliens sense their feelings and assumes they're together and says something about it
  2. Chakotay spells out "I love you" with Neelix's Zenfarrian stew.
  3. Chakotay just kisses her.
  4. Tuvok interrupts them right before they kiss, and Janeway yells, "Dammit Tuvok you always interrupt when Chakotay and I are about to kiss." then she says, "whoops, ah Chakotay I uh.. love you."
  5.  Janeway tells Paris to go once around the moon and proposes to Chakotay in moonlight.
  6. Angry Warrior Speech 
  7. Janeway's in a coma, near death, and Chak confesses his love unaware that she can hear him
  8. Chakotay enters the holodeck only to see Janeway making love to a holographic Chakotay. 
  9. Paris and Torres lock them in her quarters and set it so they can only be released when they both say, "I love you."
  10. Chak blurts out his love while giving her a backrub, then it turns into so much more!!

 

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Reasons Why Captain Janeway Is Better Than Captain Picard:

  1. One word: hair
  2. More hair than all previous Star Trek commanding officers combined.
  3. Drinks coffee, not that sissy "Earl Grey" stuff.
  4. Mutes the doctor when the doctor gets out of line. 
  5. Keeps her First Officer properly in the dark. 
  6. Hasn't let an adolescent pilot the Federation flagship -- yet. 
  7. Has a more manly voice 
  8. Picard could never act like a prostitute to gain a tactical advantage.
  9. Commanded ships blown up: Picard: 2 Janeway: 0 
  10. Voyager needs a female Captain. Its Captain must be willing to admit they're lost and pull over for directions. 
  11. Hasn't quoted Shakespeare -- yet. 
  12. Looks better in sleepwear. 
  13. Gives guilt trips that would make a Jewish mother proud. 
  14. Beams down to the planet like real captains should. 
  15. Her Security Chief hasn't been eaten by a tar monster. 
  16. Isn't French with an English accent. 
  17. "Get the cheese to sickbay!" I don't know why this is here, either, but I loved that line! 
  18. Will give you two days off to ponder your lifeshattering experience. 
  19. When Janeway lands her ship, it can take off again. 
  20. Janeway says "I don't like you!" to her enemies instead of trying to convince them to behave better. 
  21. To comfort children, Janeway cares for them in a loving motherly way. Picard sings a song...in French...about a monk...who can't wake up for morning bells. 
  22. The only child on Voyager is a cute baby girl with horns. 
  23. Janeway has a First Officer with a tattoo. 
  24. Picard likes to talk his way through. Janeway likes to punch her way through. 
  25. She doesn't have any pesky Federation Admirals to get in her way. 
  26. Three words: Compression Phaser Rifles. 
  27. Doesn't need a robot and a blind engineer to explain "technobabble" to her. 
  28. Acknowledges freely when she breaks the Prime Directive instead of trying to weasle her way out of it with philosophical ramblings. 
  29. Episodes before surrendering the ship: Janeway: 41 Picard: 1 
  30. 45 episodes and Wesley has yet to save the ship. 
  31. Janeway's holo programs create useful things like doctors and lungs. 
  32. Picard's holodecks create maniacal evil geniouses who yet again take over the ship. 
    She doesn't need to straighten her uniform every time she stands. 
  33. Janeway has never worn green tights and frolicked about in Sherwood Forest. However, if she did, she would look fantastic! 
  34. Same level of sexual tension between Doctor and Captain. 
  35. Has kids and they're cute little amphibians. 
  36. Never worries about meeting a son she never knew she had. 
  37. Kirk looked good in ripped shirts; Picard looked good without a shirt; Janeway would look... no, they can't do that on network television. 
  38. Cheese 
  39. Doesn't force her crew to wear awful outfits, unless it is to blend in with a primitive planet. 
  40. She doesn't waste time learning foreign languages. All life forms in the Delta Quadrant speak perfect English. 
  41. Her engineer does not wear a banana clip over her eyes. 
  42. Slouches in her chair even in critical life-threatening moments. 
  43. Doesn't have a Counselor on board (thank God!). 
  44. Her telepath only lives nine years. 
  45. Janeway heard the words "boldly go where no man (er, woman) has gone before" and took them to the extreme. 
  46. 45,000 light-years is one thing. Every point in the universe instantaneously? That's excessive! 
  47. Picard tells alien cultures, "I hope our two cultures will one day come to a greater understanding." Janeway threatens them with "the deadliest of force." 
  48. Janeway's "Do it!" is more likely to be used in a Nike commercial over Picard's "Make it so!" 
  49. Janeway's holo-characters fall in love with her. Picard's holo-characters want to kill him. 
  50. Janeway's Security Chief would never grow a ponytail. 
  51. Picard's betazoid is a psychologist. Janeway's betazoid was a psychopath. 
  52. The high point of Enterprise cuisine were scrambled eggs that only Worf could stomach. 
  53. Doesn't have to point which way to go when they set off. 
  54. Maintains an elaborate hairdo that would baffle even Princess Leia. 
  55. Has mastered facial expression understood by all to mean, "Boy, Paris, are YOU ever stupid." 
  56. Picard's First Officer never complimented his legs. 
  57. Janeway met Automated Unit 3947, the evil twin brother of Twiggie from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. 
  58. Janeway has never tried to assimilate the human race. 
  59. Doesn't need her first officer's permission to blow up her ship. 
  60. The highest field commission Picard ever gave out was "Acting Ensign." 
  61. Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese. I can't help myself! 
  62. Hugs her Vulcan from time to time. 
  63. Doesn't have a starship that splits in half when it's in a tight spot. 
  64. Doesn't need her psychiatrist next to her when making critical decisions. 
  65. Has a dog and a significant other, not some damn fish! 
  66. Has an unlimited supply of shuttlecraft. 
  67. Had sex with a crewmember and "might have initiated it." 
  68. Kes. Troi. No contest. 
  69. Neelix. Replicator. Ok, this one's debatable. 
  70. At least she doesn't have to yell "Hot!" at her cook every time she wants something to drink. 
  71. Neat-looking folding warp nacelles.
  72. Grey carpet to hide the coffee stains.
  73. Her CONN officer actually went through the Academy. 
  74. Her CONN officer can use contractions. 
  75. Her first officer has a hallucinogenic device. 
  76. Her Security Chief doesn't double as the ship's receptionist. 
  77. Picard's crewmembers become Maquis. Maquis become Janeway's crewmembers. 
  78. Janeway could've beaten the Nausicaans at dom jot without rigging the table.  
  79. Janeway's Security Officer draws his phaser at the first hint of trouble. Picard's Security Officer gets beat up by half the aliens that come aboard. 
  80. Her Security Officer would never drink prune juice. 
  81. Picard, a mere 1,000 light-years from home, got down on his knees and begged Q to get the Enterprise out of its mess. Janeway, 40,000 light-years from home, didn't. 
  82. Hostile aliens surrounding her, half the crew are spies, the nearest help is 75 years away, and she's still kept the ship together. 
  83. None of the crew members' relatives have ever tried to take over the ship, invade the Federation, steal a starship, or enslave all humankind. 
  84. To help her relax, Janeway's first officer helps her contact her spirit guide. Picard's first officer helps him get . . . to Risa. 
  85. Riker never smiled at Picard that way. 
  86. Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted. 

 

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Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Janeway: It's Primary goal was no doubt to get back to the Alpha Quadrant. And it probably misses its dog.
Chakotay:  Whatever its reason, whatever its goals, we should respect its right to cross the road and seek its own spiritual awareness.
Tuvok:  That's not the question we'd prefer to hear from a senior officer. It makes the junior officers nervous.
B'Elanna:  I'm sure it felt suffocated by all the bleeping regulations of bleeping Starfleet and just couldn't stand any longer !
Doctor:  How do I know? Nobody tells me anything around here. I didn't even know we added chickens to the crew. All I know is that it would have been nice if it had remembered to turn me off !
Harry: I don't know, it's my first mission.
Tom: Well, I think that... Say, that's a lovely shirt you're wearing.
7:  Crossing the road is futile. The chicken will be assimilated.
Neelix: Actually Captain, I'm not familiar with the chickens in the system. But if you can catch it, I can cook it.

 

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You Know You Have J/C On The Brain When...   

  1. Your main goal in life into buy a piece of land and build a log cabin.

  2. You have had more than five dreams about the pair.

  3. You tuns everyone in your immediate family into J/Cers. 

  4. You have watched “Coda” in slow-motion more than once.

  5. You think that every love song, heartbreak song, and best friend song has been written for Kathryn and Chakotay.

  6. You have an incredible urge to grow a tomato garden, but the seed retailer doesn’t sell the Talaxian variety.

  7. You have seriously considered naming your  child Kate, Kathryn, or Robert.

  8. You like every movie you have ever seen Kate Mulgrew or Robert Beltran in.

  9. You rented “Bugsy” just to see Robert Beltran in his very tiny role saying “1 demand satisfaction!! to Warren Beatty.

  10. You actually saw the episode of  “Lois And Clark” that RB guest stared in.

  11. You recorded the episode of  “Lois And Clark” that RB guest starred in.

  12. You have considered asking your boyfriend to get a facial tattoo.

  13. You are suddenly very giddy that you and Chakotay share the same favorite food (mushroom soup - the homemade kind ).

  14. You decide that you are in good company with your coffee obsession.

  15. You create a website based on the concept of a J/C romance.

  16. You ask your boyfriend why he never rubs your neck like that.

  17. You ask your boyfriend to build you a bath tub.

  18. you pretend that the main romantic characters in any movie are Janeway and Chakotay.

  19. You automatically bate anything you see Virginia Madsen in.

  20. You want to dye your hair “Janeway Red”.

 

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Why Janeway Beats Kirk And Picard?

  1. Understands technobabble, so she knows when the Chief Engineer is lying to her about repair times.

  2. Has more hair than Kirk aid Picard combined. (Even before Bill Shatner’s hairpiece... )

  3. Cracks up off-duty crew with her wacky Katherine Hepburn impressions.

  4. Can say “Break out the compression phaser rifles” with a completely straight face.

  5. Has a ‘Significant other a dog and a career, unlike previous captains whose ‘meaningful relationships’  never spanned two episodes.

  6. Proudly took her Starfleet Oath of Loyalty as a cadet, but giggled all through the part about the Prime Directive.

  7. Has ordered Sciences to replicate 1,000,000 “Janeway or the highway!” bumper stickers to slap on passing starships.

  8. Commands the first crew in Starfleet who actually all wear the same style uniforms.

  9. Has mastered a facial expression universally understood by all sentient life forms to mean, ‘Boy. Paris, me you ever stupid’.

 

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Top Ten reasons why you should be a JetCer :

  1. We really don’t have anything  better to do.

  2. We grew up with our parents shouting  “COME ON JEAN-LUC ! KISS HER!” It’s in your blood.

  3.  Come on, she HAS to date SOMEBODY. Wouldn’t you pick Chakotay over Neelix ??

  4. Why else would we continue to watch Star Trek ? The holes in the plot are as big as the ship itself.

  5. Kate Mulgrew practically throws herself at Robert Beltran anyway.

  6. Robert Beltran practically throws himself at Kate Mulgrew anyway.

  7. Chakotay is tall, dark, handsome and every woman’s dream.

  8. Didn’t you see “The Killing game” part 2 ? If she can look that good in all black at 40, she deserves him.

  9. She’s the Captain

  10. She’s a “gung-ho kinda gal”, from the mouth of the babe !

 

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Top Ten Janeway Quotes

  1. “Is that… really, an ancient legend?” Resolutions
  2. “Time travel. Since my first day in the job as a Starfleet Captain I swore I'd never let myself get caught in one of these God-forsaken paradoxes. The future is the past, the past is the future, it all gives me a headache." Future's End
  3. "You can't have it both ways, Commander. If you want to get in the mud with the Kazon, you can't start complaining that you might get dirty. " Alliances
  4. "Uhhh... my knots are getting knots" Resolutions
  5. "As far as Captains are concerned, there are three rules to follow - always keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship - and never leave a member of your crew behind."
    "We seek out new races because we want to - not because we're following protocols. We have an insatiable curiosity about the universe." Random Thoughts
  6. “Good work Commander, in the future if I have any questions about mating behavior I'll know where to go." Elogium
  7. Q: "You're playing hard to get."
    Janeway: "As far a you're concerned, Q, I'm impossible to get."      The Q and the Grey
  8. “With all due respect, unless you've got something bigger in your torpedo tubes, I'm not  turning around."
  9. "This is Captain Janeway of the Warship Voyager. Break off your attack, or I'll destroy you." Living Witness
  10. "Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. Coffee. Black." Bride of Chaotica

 

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You know you drink too much coffee when...

  1.  You can jump start the warp core without using antimatter.

  2. You can face the Hirogen, the Krenim and the Borg, and it isn't a big deal. When you run     out of coffee, however, even Q hides on the other side of the quadrant.

  3.  Your idea of an overdose is drinking 17 cups of espresso - in 17 minutes.

  4.  There's a shrine in your ready room dedicated to Holy Java - and you keep a coffee bean in  your pocket for good luck.

  5. Nameless Ensigns dare not speak to you unless it's quite clear that you've had your first  cup of coffee.

  6. When making first contact with a DQ species, you use the words 'we come with coffee' as your greeting. Plus, you consider coffee to be    their most valuable commodity - forget dilithium.

  7. It takes too long to grind coffee beans so you just chew them yourself.

  8. Your senior thesis at the Academy was entitled ' The Effects of Parallel Wormhole Phenomena on Coffee Consumption in the Twenty -  Fourth Century'

  9. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

  10. Your senior officers discover that you haven't had a cup in over two hours - and arrange a site-to-site transport directly to the infirmary.

 

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